"; if($_REQUEST['eyecolor'] == 'three') echo "Where do you balance your glasses?"; else if($_REQUEST['eyecolor'] == '') echo "What, you don't have eyes?"; else echo "Your ", $_REQUEST['eyecolor'], " eyes are very nice."; echo "

"; if($_REQUEST['car']) echo "Nice car."; else echo "How do you get around?"; echo "

"; if($_REQUEST['plane']) echo "Are you allowed to land on the roof?

"; if($_REQUEST['laptop']) echo "I have a laptop every time I sit down.

"; if($_REQUEST['gobs']) echo "If are having trouble carrying that cash around, I'll be ", "glad to take some off your hands.

"; if($_REQUEST['flu']) echo "I hope you feel better soon. (And stay away from me.)

"; if($_REQUEST['shoesize'] > 12) echo "My, you have large feet.

"; else if($_REQUEST['shoesize'] && $_REQUEST['shoesize'] < 6) echo "How do you stay up?

"; if($_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']) echo '

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