<?php include '../util.inc'; $name = $_REQUEST['username']; if($name) start("Greetings, $name"); else start('Hello, Stranger'); if($name) echo "Hi there, $name."; else echo "Who are you, anyway?"; echo "<p>"; if($_REQUEST['eyecolor'] == 'three') echo "Where do you balance your glasses?"; else if($_REQUEST['eyecolor'] == '') echo "What, you don't have eyes?"; else echo "Your ", $_REQUEST['eyecolor'], " eyes are very nice."; echo "<p>"; if($_REQUEST['car']) echo "Nice car."; else echo "How do you get around?"; echo "<p>"; if($_REQUEST['plane']) echo "Are you allowed to land on the roof?<p>"; if($_REQUEST['laptop']) echo "I have a laptop every time I sit down.<p>"; if($_REQUEST['gobs']) echo "If are having trouble carrying that cash around, I'll be ", "glad to take some off your hands.<p>"; if($_REQUEST['flu']) echo "I hope you feel better soon. (And stay away from me.)<p>"; if($_REQUEST['shoesize'] > 12) echo "My, you have large feet.<p>"; else if($_REQUEST['shoesize'] && $_REQUEST['shoesize'] < 6) echo "How do you stay up?<p>"; if($_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']) echo '<p><a href="', $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'], '"><i>Return</i>'; ?> </body> </html>