"; if($req_eyecolor == 'three') echo "Where do you balance your glasses?"; else if($req_eyecolor == '') echo "What, you don't have eyes?"; else echo "Your ", $req_eyecolor, " eyes are very nice."; echo "

"; if($req_car) echo "Nice car."; else echo "How do you get around?"; echo "

"; if($req_plane) echo "Are you allowed to land on the roof?

"; if($req_laptop) echo "I have a laptop every time I sit down.

"; if($req_gobs) echo "If are having trouble carrying that cash around, I'll be ", "glad to take some off your hands.

"; if($req_flu) echo "I hope you feel better soon. (And stay away from me.)

"; if($req_shoesize > 12) echo "My, you have large feet.

"; else if($req_shoesize && $req_shoesize < 6) echo "How do you stay up?

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