<?php 

// The turns all the request variables (by GET or POST, the GP) into
// global variables, prefixed with REQ_.
import_request_variables ('GP', 'req_');

if($req_username) $title = "Greetings, $req_username";
else $title = 'Hello, Stranger';
include '../head1.inc';

if($req_username)
	echo "Hi there, $req_username.";
else
	echo "Who are you, anyway?";
echo "<p>";
if($req_eyecolor == 'three')
	echo "Where do you balance your glasses?";
else if($req_eyecolor == '')
	echo "What, you don't have eyes?";
else
	echo "Your ", $req_eyecolor, " eyes are very nice.";
echo "<p>";
if($req_car) 
	echo "Nice car.";
else
	echo "How do you get around?";
echo "<p>";
if($req_plane)
	echo "Are you allowed to land on the roof?<p>";
if($req_laptop)
	echo "I have a laptop every time I sit down.<p>";
if($req_gobs)
	echo "If are having trouble carrying that cash around, I'll be ",
		"glad to take some off your hands.<p>";
if($req_flu) 
	echo "I hope you feel better soon.  (And stay away from me.)<p>";

if($req_shoesize > 12)
	echo "My, you have large feet.<p>";
else if($req_shoesize && $req_shoesize < 6)
	echo "How do you stay up?<p>";
if($_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'])
	echo '<p><a href="', $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'], '"><i>Return</i>';
?>
</body>
</html>